Holy crap!!!! Like going to see this man isn’t wonderful enough, the show I’m going to is on the 14th December which is the day before my birthday and since I’m going with my cousin, we’re going to spend the weekend in London. !  I just…

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posted 1 week ago @ 15 Apr 2014 with 2 notes
xcan you tell I'm excited? xPeople: Russell Howard xSatan Speaks xRussell Howard

dabe-strudel:

what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is

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xcollege... xthat's so satan xtext

Back to college tomorrow for a meeting to discuss my future at college. I’ve just missed over a month and my attendance before that was shit to begin with. I’ve made the decision to drop out because of health issues and for my own well being (The decision alone was enough of a strain), and considering how useless they’ve been this last month, it’s either drop out or get kicked out. I’m not going to miss the college life as much as I’m going to miss the people. I haven’t seen any of my friends in ages and no doubt they’ve already forgotten who I am xD

posted 1 month ago @ 25 Mar 2014
xsatan speaks xtext xI don't know why I put the laughter face xI don't know xI'm trying to make light of the depressing idea that once I leave no one will care anymore xhaha xit didn't work xnobody cares

I’m really struggling to keep it together, this is the fourth time I’ve broken down in a week and I can’t take it anymore

posted 1 month ago @ 15 Mar 2014
xsatan speaks

stupidfuckingquestions:

Here’s the story (x)

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xShow: The Last Leg xgif xPeople: Adam Hills
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heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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roguesquirrel:

byebyewiththebathwater:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis:

There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station

I wasn’t joking
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The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.

Ah, but you have heard of him

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loyaltothemightiestheroes:

my-mewling-quim:

treesoup:

notyourplayground:

andrastesflamingarse:

#JESUS CHRIST DO YOU GUYS SEE HOW HIGH HE CAN KICK #THAT THING’S LIKE SEVEN FEET IN THE AIR #AND HE NAILS IT #HOLY MOTHERFUCK HOW DOES HE EXIST #NO #GO AWAY #LEAVE ME TO SUFFER IN PEACE

To make it even worse, it’s a BEAUTIFUL kick. No faltering or nearly tipping over. A perfectly executed round house kick.

HNNG.

I’m just gonna watch him high kick that thing all night, if that’s cool with everybody.

CHRIS HEMSWORTH, YOU HIGH KICK MY HEART

I like the bottom right gif. Where the host tries to punch the bag, falls face first into the tree trunk that is Chris Hemsworth, then bounces off.

He reminds me of a cat playing with one of those feathered toys attached to a string in the first two gifs

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psycho-ex-pompkin:

valperch:

empresspinto:

I’m sorry but I was totally expecting that to be an innuendo

LOL OH SHIT ITS BACK

It didn’t even squirt OHh

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czastiel:

get to know me meme: [1/10] celebrity crushes → chris evans

I decided to be ‘Captain America’ because I realized I wasn’t doing the film because it terrified me. You can’t make decisions based on fear.”

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xthis man xperfection

rebeccacrane:

the joker got his scars from trying to put a whole pringle in his mouth at once

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like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

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ridge:

thanks for pointing out my flaw haha it’s not like i

see

it

every

day

or 

any

thing

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plasticbagvevo:

"talk dirty to me"

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